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Coinbase mocked over four-hour candle launch: ‘What next, full-screen mode?’

By Editorial Board Published May 15, 2025 2 Min Read
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Coinbase mocked over four-hour candle launch: ‘What next, full-screen mode?’

Coinbase, the main US crypto trade valued at just a little over $67 billion, is being roundly mocked on-line for its introduction of a four-hour buying and selling candle on its value charts.

The agency’s Coinbase Superior department introduced the characteristic on Wednesday and teased that weekly and month-to-month value candles are within the works. “You asked, we shipped,” it mentioned. 

Nevertheless, the submit rapidly attracted backlash from X customers unimpressed on the concept of a distinguished trade solely simply deciding so as to add what they regard as moderately primary options.

One person joked, “Holy moly impressive. What is next, full screen mode?” One other, sarcastically, mentioned, “Revolutionary stuff.”

Others requested, “Who approved this post,” and reasoned, “This must be a joke.”

Some expressed their shock that the multi-billion greenback market cap agency hadn’t already applied one-week and one-month candles. 

Coinbase’s S&P 500 arrival didn’t assist candle discourse

Yesterday, Coinbase grew to become the primary crypto firm to affix the S&P 500, a database that tracks the inventory costs of roughly 500 top-performing firms buying and selling on US inventory exchanges.

Nevertheless, this proved to be even funnier for some. 

One person posted, “[Coinbase] Deserves its place in the S&P with all other dinos who take 6 months to add a button,” whereas one other mentioned, “It’s always important to celebrate small wins, even for an S&P 500 company 😂.” 

Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong possible isn’t bothered by the candle backlash as he’s busy lobbying lawmakers within the US to vote by a stablecoin invoice. 

The GENIUS Act didn’t garner sufficient votes final week to progress to the subsequent stage and drew criticism from Democrats who’re involved over President Donald Trump’s crypto ventures, akin to his lately launched stablecoin.

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