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Tesla Diner is a automotive wreck of ‘epic’ proportions

By Editorial Board Published August 1, 2025 4 Min Read
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Tesla Diner is a automotive wreck of ‘epic’ proportions

Whereas Tesla fanboys proceed to publish 4 and five-star opinions on Google, and excited YouTubers add video after video raving concerning the automotive firm’s much-talked-about new diner, one thing odd seems to have occurred with its menu.

Specifically, a lot of the gadgets that have been initially on there have vanished.

In keeping with publicly obtainable photographs of the menu that was provided within the diner’s first week versus the choice that’s on-line proper now, a minimum of 13 totally different gadgets have been eliminated, together with the “Epic Bacon,” rooster and waffles, Diner Membership sandwich, and biscuits and purple gravy.

A latest video assessment confirms that almost all of those are not obtainable for buy on the diner.

Different gadgets which have seemingly disappeared are the market salad, breakfast tacos (which Protos beforehand wrote resembled “puke in a tortilla“), and cinnamon buns.

It’s unclear why so many menu gadgets have been handed an early retirement, however there are a minimum of two prospects: the meals merely didn’t meet Elon Musk’s “high standards” of what it means to be “epic,” or the restaurant employed a meals stylist and is having new photographs taken. 

The latter thought is being floated as a result of the still-available sizzling canine has had its authentic picture fully altered to depict a much less messy $13 wiener.

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The unique photograph of the recent canine on the menu v. the brand new picture.

Keep away from the meals, say reviewers

Even the three, 4, and five-star opinions on Google have a troubling commonality: they urge readers to keep away from the meals.

“Low to mid food taste,” says Christian Cerën, who left three stars for the “service and atmosphere.” Fareed Ok mentioned, “The ambiance is very modern,” leaving a 4 star assessment, however including “the food isn’t the best.”

An ecstatic Peter Pham raved concerning the charging availability, the futuristic look, and the useful employees, earlier than including “the food wasn’t anything special, and it was pricey. In N Out is right around the corner, and their burgers are better! I’d say check out the charging station, but skip the food.”

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Reviewers praised the environment and charging factors however slated the “mid” meals.

One other rushed idea from Elon

One other video assessment by Babe Touring exhibits soiled loos, sloppy meals, an absent Optimus Robotic, and a definite lack of rollerskating waitresses.

It additionally seems to indicate workers working out of $11 kombucha, changing it with an $8 drink, after which failing to pay again the distinction. 

Elsewhere, guests complained of lengthy wait occasions, and warned that individuals who cost autos previous the designated time restrict must pay a $1 charge for each further minute.

The chef answerable for working the Tesla Diner, Eric Greenspan, has taken to X to clarify the drastic menu modifications, stating that it’s “tightening and refining with a focus on a great experience.”

He added that “the demand is bonkers.”

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Like many different Musk tasks — from the Cybertruck to Tesla Mezcal to the Las Vegas Boring tunnel — it seems as if the Tesla Diner wasn’t totally fleshed out earlier than being rushed into manufacturing.

Regardless of Greenspan stating that the diner can be “open from now until forever,” it feels worryingly just like the restaurant is already on life assist.

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